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Welcome to the Madness!
A storytelling blog about life’s absurdities, idiosyncrasies, and the human condition
Requiem for Onyx Part 3: One Year Later
It was the hardest decision I ever had to make as a pet owner.
Requiem for Onyx Part 2: The Great Outdoors
After I got the pet of my dreams, I thought he was a little crazy and fiercely independent. He was definitely mine.