Welcome to the Madness!
A storytelling blog about life’s absurdities, idiosyncrasies, and the human condition
A Christmas Punk
How do you go from bad day to an epic night with The Vandals? A Christmas miracle, that’s how!
Attack of the Mattress!
In an attempt to cure my insomnia, I went through hell and back to get a new mattress. Read all 8 episodes now only available on Kindle Vella.
Thanksgiving 2021: Pass Gas
As the supply chain backlog grows, prices in fuel continue to spike. So do the fart stories.
Requiem for Onyx Part 3: One Year Later
It was the hardest decision I ever had to make as a pet owner.
Requiem for Onyx Part 2: The Great Outdoors
After I got the pet of my dreams, I thought he was a little crazy and fiercely independent. He was definitely mine.
